Monday, December 13, 2010

Cheating, again

Again, huge slacker. Our dd is fine and doing well. She has a cyst on her kidney and a few other things, but nothing serious.





Bryson goes in to the cardiologist next week, the Neurosurgeon tomorrow, my mom comes to town, busy, busy, busy.





Ok, now on to the fun stuff =)





Our friend Harv is gay. Gayer than two men wearing pink, having sex, holding a basket of tiaras, on the back of a unicorn, trotting down a rainbow road. I LOVE Harv. Harv was just kicked out of the military for smoking pot (ha). He said someone 'laced the bong' *giggle* he was smoking (because a) smoking out of a bong and b) the scent of pot didn't set him off?). And gay, he was kicked out for popping positive on a piss test (he'd actually been smoking it all 13 years or so he'd been in, he he). Harv was a 'girly' gay, but thought he was a 'bear' and manly gay (*giggles more*, I wish you could have seen him). Harv ALWAYS had the best stories of gay 'sexcapades' that took place at work (yeah, on a military base at work), down town, his apartment..... my favorite quote from him was 'oh honey, I'd fake a gag for you!' EEEKKK! He was just funny.








He met a guy at work (also in the military) that was married....... and had a baby. Well apparently having a baby made him realize he was gay?? He started to spend time over at Harv's "playing video games". One thing led to another and before you know it, Harv was giving this guy head. Then the guy got more into it. He was asking Harv to dress up in women's clothes. Harv went out and bought some naughty women's lacey stuff, fishnets, leather boots, you name it. He then texted me a picture of himself all dressed up, errrr under dressed and I have never laughed so hard in my life. Harv really isn't girly. He is, but he doesn't cross-dress ever. This was one of the few times and it was PRICELESS. So he gets in a full blown relationship with this guy that's MARRIED (to a woman), had a baby, and the wife has NO idea what's going on. She think's he was going over to a buddies to play video games. Yikes. So Harv is now a whore and a home wrecker. Ok, not so much a home wrecker, but he's still my favorite gay slut.











Then, a few months ago, this big 'storm' happened. A woman (we'll call her D) found out her husband (we'll call him Tom) was cheating on her with a woman named 'Patti'. Now, Patti and Tom both work on base. Patti is also married, but not to Tom..... ruh roh. D confronts Patti who comes clean. D, being the super intelligent woman she is, writes all of this info down in a cute letter. She then puts a picture of Patti on the later and prints it out on BRIGHT gold paper. She makes ohhhhhh about 100 copies. She takes these letters down to the building where they work (probably 200 people total). It's a hot day here in the south, so windows are cracked open. She slips one copy of this letter into EVERY open car window (RUH-ROH! Can't take something out of a car that's locked!) and leaves the rest on windshields. For your fabulous viewing pleasure, I am posting a copy of the letter here.


Don't mess with a mean, smart wife!


ENJOY! (to view the entire thing, click on it........... then zoom the view in (bottom right hand corner) and you can read it all)

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